Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Rise And Shine
It's 10 and I feel absolutely amazing. I got 12 hours of sleep so good that I never even rolled over except for the one time I stood up to piss. If sleep deprivation has its perks, the makeup sleep is it. I got to West Palm Beach around 7:30 yesterday and we went down to Key Largo which is really more or less a dump turned into a tourist hot spot for the glass bottom boat thing because my mom had to check it out. I was up for it since I love the serenity that I get on a boat and I dig fish too, I just always want to eat them. We get there at 10:30 being told we have to check in by 11 and the boat is at 12:15. So we get there and they tell us check in is 12:30 and the boat takes off at 1. We sit in Keith's truck and eat lunch and the Captain pulls up in a 15 year old Dakota and he looks drunk off his ass and a lot like a pedophile. So I thought it'd be funny to go dig up the banjo duel from Deliverance on youtube and play it on my phone as we walked in. Mom and Keith weren't too thrilled about it but it was funny. Then we get there and there is a woman there with the EXACT voice of Kathy Bates from Misery and my skin started to crawl. We end up being the only three people on the boat with our tour guide I guess you'd call him who was some dorky looking kid who looked like he was the hottest nerd at his school about a year older than me. I didn't say shit the entire boat ride out because I was too busy enjoying the silence and then I made a couple of racist remarks here and there to lighten the mood as if somebody died. Then the dude looked at my A Perfect Circle hat and decided he'd try to make conversation. I learned he grew up with the 10 Years guys and was in a band with one of the Norma Jean guys and had been to a few of the same shows that I had been to. So we talked about music and guitars for the 45 minute ride back which was really surprisingly cool. It's just been really awkward and shit here again anyhow. I never know what to say or what to do so I've just kept my mouth shut. I'm going to go be productive now.
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