The Streak Is Dead

Well I had went over 200 days without missing a day even if the updates were stupid as shit. I just went about 13 days without an update of any kind. Most people would just hope that I was dead but much to your dismay, it didn't happen. My back has gone completely numb from the pain tonight and I feel like dying. No, I'm not being pessimistic or anything else, I just feel that awful. I got home at 5 and I washed the dogs, filled three holes in the walls, painted the inside of the house, cleaned my bathroom and the rest of the house and then swept and mopped and it is finally over. I also made dickhead more business cards so that he can feel important to somebody somewhere. I get to sit 6 and a half hours later and he's pissed off that I didn't wash his bath mats. He's asking me about buying tickets to a Yankees game and 'what's the scoop' on Lexy and I don't even know what to tell him about the second one. I feel like a moron every time he brings it up because he talks about us like we're any old normal couple who is ready to move out and have a family any day now but I can't sit down and tell him what's really going on or not going on without looking like and once again being called an asshole. I broke another windshield in my truck this morning as well when what looked like a bolt came off of a semi truck and hit my windshield. My job is still awesome but I've lost the motivation to wake up everyday to go in or else I'd be fine. I feel like I know that I'm doing things terribly wrong in life but my heart keeps telling me that it'll all work out for the best but my brain knows better. Oh, Dan, Chase and I all attempted and defeated a burger challenge at a Cafe here by eating a 2.5 pound burger with a pound of fries. It's sad when it's the thing that I can be most proud of right now. I need answers to my questions before I lose my mind.

Blah Blah Blog

I totally don't feel like writing this tonight. I'm taking a night off. I had a good day though. Lonnie sent me home at 3 since we were so dead after kicking ass this morning. It was nice to get out a little early after working so late so much these past few weeks. I hit the mall and then Kelly's with Patricia and Lexy who came back up to hang out. Now it's time for a movie and beer.

Feed The Fat Guy

Today was a pretty uneventful day aside from some batshit insane customers again. I worked through lunch since I feel fat enough lately but now I'm starving. The period key on my computer is dying now too. This thing is fucking doomed. I'm also pretty broke it seems like. I'm afraid to spend money because the bills just keep getting more and more expensive and I don't want to be in the hole. I can't explain but it's all mental. I'm ready for my vacation and to be done with that because that will knock out a lot of stress. Otherwise, happy birthday miss Kady. Off to putting clothes away.

Who The Hell Is Earl Grey?

But I like your tea mister. Reaper is being adorable again and I'm just feeling sleep deprived as of late. My father wants to paint the house one of these nights when he gets home trying to impress Kathy and Rachel so they don't think he's such a fucking slob. He had to go get a new tattoo on Sunday which is much more important. That's all for now.

Not Sure

Yes, the title is an obvious Idiocracy reference. My computer is on its last leg it seems like and I sometimes feel like I am too. I don't like mind games from people and it seems to be all that some people want to do. And don't worry reader of this blog IT'S NOT YOU. Work was pretty busy today but the day went by extremely fast. I'm ashamed of my dieting right now seeing how I've eaten a metric fuck ton it feels like since Friday. Having company will make me do that though. I'm still stressing out over New York because I haven't gotten anything situated yet. I'm ready for bed now and it's almost 8. What a pathetic existence I lead.

Is It Monday Yet?

So I didn't wake up until two today thanks to that whole daylight savings shit. My father was pissed off that I wouldn't go to breakfast with him because he texted me and my phone was dead. If you want to wake me up, yell at me at least! So I fixed Lexy's car before she went home today, ate Arby's and now here I am to be lazy again. My father got yet another tattoo that he won't shut up about. He wanted to paint the house today which I was up for but he's been too preoccupied with his obnoxiousness lately. Also these commercials about MEN's body washes are getting obnoxious. We are supposed to smell like soap, who gives a fuck what it smells like? I don't particularly want to hang out with anybody that smells like musty, spicy Mexican. So that's all for today.

Mmmm... Beer

So my computer charger died while I was at work all day anyhow. I worked all day and then went to Harbor Freight in Melbourne and bought tools. I am sitting here drinking beer and watching Idiocracy. That's what my night consists of but it's nice. I'm going to go away for now

Not Really An Update

So my friend Lexy is here for a little bit so I don't want to update this because I'm about to watch Super Troopers. I just had Vic's for dinner so now I feel horribly fat and like I have betrayed my diet already. Tomorrow is going to be busy as fuck which sucks since Dan is off. It should be an interesting weekend.

The Best Part Of My Day

Is a spam email with the subject line of: "Pack a missile in your underpants". I thought that was hilarious. My back is hurting so much I could cry right now and work will suck hard tomorrow. I pulled an exhaust manifold off of a V-10 Ford and 6 of the 10 studs are broken off inside of the head. That means I have a morning of extracting broken bolts which is about as fun as sodomizing yourself. I had this great idea of what I'd update this with and decided I was too lazy.

Haven't Done This Yet:

But I'm blogging at work. Granted it's just about time to get home and it's a slower day so it's almost forgivable. I just know that I'll be too lazy to do it earlier. My legs are chaffing though from this recent warming trend in the weather that makes me miss the north and I'm just generally tired from the whole sick thing and all. I finally feel good today aside from hacking shit up. The past week of that shit was draining though. I just want a nice shower right now.

Mmm.. Diets

So today begins another diet. Chase, Dan & I are betting ten dollars a week until June or July or something to see who loses the most weight because we're all fat. I'm eating better starting now I guess. I'm about to watch The Hangover since everybody keeps telling me I must watch it. So that's pretty much it for now.

Fuck Your Midlife Crisis

I am finally home! I worked until 7:35 tonight because of the stupidity of people before me. There's nothing like getting the part you need until 5:15 because somebody put a 1987 engine in a 1986 truck. I am sore, sick and tired and I just want to go to bed but I cannot. Why? Because my father spent the day at the tattoo shop getting his Opeth tattoo so he can try to act cool around people some more. He just walked in the door. Joy. Now I get to go grocery shopping because he couldn't do that the rest of the day.

I Miss My Bed Already

This whole only having one day off thing sucks sometimes when I want sleep. I went to bed around 4 this morning and I'm up now for some unknown reason. The show last night was fun and without my father much better than tonight will be. The concert season gets busy for the next couple of months now. It's always fun but it's often as stressful as it is fun trying to figure out the money thing and work around them. I just wish I felt better right now, it'd go a long way towards my happiness. Oh and a fucking omelet. Dear God yes I must have one.

Still Sick

Ugh, off of work and my head is all fucked up. I feel like absolute dogshit and I have to go to Fort Lauderdale tonight. I swear that I only get sick when I have shit to do. This isn't worth updating today sorry. I just want to die for a few hours.

Cheap Movies!

I don't have anything important to say. I will say go to moviegallery.com and check out their clearance used DVD's. I bought The Shining, Harold & Kumar Escape Guantanamo Bay, Zombieland, Observe & Report, and The Hangover for 29 bucks at their store today. Now I'm going to the website to see if there's anything I need on there. Gotta buy The End, Ricochet, Chasing Amy, Tombstone, Unforgiven and a few other random movies possibly if I ever find them on there.

Nah Man, Fuck Your Updates

Today is like taking a day off from this thing. I feel the need to write something deeper than the retarded blog thing. Who am I kidding though? There's nothing deep about me except for my appetite. I'm still trying to get over being sick and trying to come to terms with the mass avoidance thing. So for now I have nothing to say. Work was busy as fuck today and tomorrow should be more of the same. Goodnight.

Nothing Of Relevance To Say

I am sick and miserable, horray. We were busy at work today with a bunch of small shit and loose ends that needed to be tied up. I'm glad that it's all done so tomorrow will go back to sanity just a tiny bit. I feel like I got punched square in the kidneys and my throat is killing me so I just want to die until this passes. There were a couple of highlights to my day though at least. We went to Chef Lin's for lunch today and got some great food and saw they have a Mongolian grill setup there next to the sushi now. I will now want to go there more often. And to anybody who has me as a friend on last.fm they'll notice that I've had hardly any plays lately which is because I found an amazing station on iTunes called Braingell under the Hard Rock/Metal section. I go on chat and request some songs every now and again and they're really good about playing them for me even though I always have the songs that I request on here anyhow. So Dan requests Ratt and I want some Daath since it's an Atlanta station and they need to show some hometown love to them like they do to Sevendust. Chase of course pipes in with "I want some old Avenged Sevenfold off of the Waking the Fallen CD" so I repeat it to them as "my coworker wants Avenged Sevenfold because he doesn't recognize how much they blow" which turns into a chat room full of people describing exactly just how much they blow balls. Chase had a temper tantrum wanting to know why the metal community makes fun of them so much. So those were the highlights. Now it's time to pet the Reaper and probably sleep the night away. Better set my alarm clock now.

When I Miss My Cat, I Watch Porn

So as the title implies, Reaper must know when I'm horny or whatever and he thinks that is the perfect time to come cuddle. I won't see him all night but if I put on some porn or I just want to rub one out I magically have a kitty. Do we give off some sort of scent and my cat secretly just wants to have gay sex with me or is he like every other cat and they always know exactly when they shouldn't bother you? There we go, that was the 'deepest' thing I've posted on here lately. Life is the same otherwise.

Dr, Suess Is Dead

I'm home from my wonderful job just to go back to my miserable life of listening to my father. Apparently the stencil machine has broken so he can't get his Opeth tattoo which is just going to break my heart when he does. But for a week or so at least there is a God. I spent $200 on tools today at work on a really slow day which I am glad is over. Hopefully I'm more motivated tomorrow. For some reason I've learned I'm really slacking on Monday's and as the week progresses I kick some major ass on Thursday and Friday before unwinding on Saturday. I guess that's all for now. I'm not much in the mood to type.