When I Miss My Cat, I Watch Porn

So as the title implies, Reaper must know when I'm horny or whatever and he thinks that is the perfect time to come cuddle. I won't see him all night but if I put on some porn or I just want to rub one out I magically have a kitty. Do we give off some sort of scent and my cat secretly just wants to have gay sex with me or is he like every other cat and they always know exactly when they shouldn't bother you? There we go, that was the 'deepest' thing I've posted on here lately. Life is the same otherwise.