I'm Not Sure If I'll Miss 2009 Yet...

So everyone bitched and moaned about what an awful this year was because a ton of celebrities that they had never met or odds of heard of until their death, died. I say kill more of them. If Dick Clark fell over dead tonight as we were counting backwards from ten I wouldn't be happier. The world losing twenty or thirty C-list celebrities and a few bombshells like Michael Jackson should be cause for celebration and not grief. The most typical response is "Oh, they have families too" but I say so does everyone else who dies all over the world every minute as well as those at war right now. At least the families of these shitty actors are left with money and not debt like most other people. 2010 will probably be more tragic than 2009 and everyone will want to forget it in 365 more days. My reasoning is that television took off in the 1950's and 60's and really started booming in the 70's so there are tons of actors from that era who are over 70 now that are waiting to die. Five or ten years ago there weren't as many old celebrities because nobody cared about WWII veterans or scientists dying. The 70's was when mainstream music took off and they're all reaching 60 now which is a moderate life expectancy after all of the chemicals they've ingested. Then the 80's was the climax of one hit wonder musicians until the present day bullshit that they slap on the radio making now the most overpopulated time for these people to die off until about 2035. That means these people are pushing 50 now and that's a long time for a drug addict or alcoholic to live. But with any luck in 2010 many more soulless individuals will die and the world will be spared of hurricanes, tornadoes and actual tragic events.