Dear UPS, I Fucking Hate You

Package #1Z6E28790374011470 is going to be the fucking death of me today. Apparently you can't call them anymore and schedule a delivery or anything they just tell you it's between 9am and 7pm. So they've wasted the first 7 hours of the day and there are only 3 left. I need them to get here in the next 50 minutes so that I can go up the road and press the old bearing out and install the new one. Of course that's too much to ask for them to be reliable. It's taken them an entire week to get a package from Tennessee which is bad enough as it is. This is that giant abortion my father signed me up for still and the truck is apart now so there is no lying and getting shit situated after 5. I'm fucking stressed out and upset right now. Of course everything else in life sucks too but why keep complaining right?