Feeling Okay

I'm sitting at the office where Kady works right now. My stomach is growling because I can't stop shitting and I just had some Chipotle which will add blood to my stool apparently to go along with the constant agony of almost shitting my pants all day. I didn't sleep at all last night after the show in Orlando (fun by the way) due to the urge to poop and sneeze and never actually get comfortable. I learned Gainesville is full of retards and people from a human cloning project that were dumped in this town to self-destruct before the rest of the world catches wind of it. I was planning a big long rant but now I can't keep my bowels contained so I must go.