Fucking Disgusting

I'm home and thrilled to be laying in my comfortable ass bed. So last night asshole got his new tattoo and then wouldn't shut the fuck up about it as I expect to be the trend again tonight. Magni got sick and shit all over the floor in front of us as he bitched and moaned and made me clean it up. He also shit in his cage today since he's still sick but thank God he didn't lay in it. Work was pretty good today except for spending 26 dollars on lunch for three of us since I owed Lonnie lunch and Dan is broke. I love my job but I worry too much still. Sometimes shit is too good to be true but I can only hope. I got a key to the shop today though which is kind of nice to see that for the first time I have a boss who trusts me and doesn't think I'm going to rob them blind or rape their first born or something to that affect. Even Domino's which has no money that isn't locked in a safe wouldn't let me open up the store so instead I'd get to stand there and wait for a manager to let me in. Maybe they were worried I'd jerk off in the cheese bin or something. Now I kind of wish I had done that.