I Haven't Shit

But my computer has. I started typing this but then my computer started dragging shit into the box so I had to start over again. I had some of God's laxative this morning - McDonald's Breakfast Burritos but I still feel pretty fat. Work was busier than it should have been today but it went by fast. My buddy Bill and I went to the book center to see Tim Dorsey who is my favorite author and he was pretty funny. I was amazed at how many old Jews with no life were there. It made me wish Hitler would return from the dead. Now I'm going to watch Reaper stand on my bed and antagonize Magni for a while.