I Hate Titling These

Well it's a rainy day that is filled with absolutely nothing except for swimming in a cesspool known as the craigslist casual encounters. It's the easiest way to put a smile on my face. Stand up comics can tell perverted jokes and I might laugh if it hasn't already been rehashed 400 times before. Or in the case of Dane Cook he will tell me unfunny real life stories and then yell when he wants to get his point across and I will only smack my forehead and try to figure out what in the fuck millions of people adore him for. But craigslist is a different kind of funny. You can see serious pictures of old men who like eating out assholes, sucking toes, being gloryhole sluts and just straight up stalkers. This shit is priceless and I'd much rather laugh at the person in real life than have to try imagining it. I have this brilliant idea though of how to fuck up everyone's world on craigslist. Ready? Good. Look for men and women who want all kinds of creepy shit that claim they can't host at their place and send them an email with a picture and an address straight from the local sex offender registry. Good times will definitely ensue. Hell even the sheriff's office booking records are public information. So maybe I can copy and paste some happy black man who is out on $50,000 bond for aggravated assault to a nice 45 year old man with little more than a cock picture and a nice fetish for fishnets and watersports. It'd effectively kill off all of the creepy old fucks and put all of the criminals in jail. It sounds perfect doesn't it? Just something for you guys to think about.