Morning Shits

So I'm sitting here dropping the kids off in the pool like I do every other morning. I feel like a good morning shit sets the tone for the rest of my day however sad that is. Everyone always says a healthy breakfast is the best start but I like being completely empty in the morning before I figure out what I'm going to do each day. Today is Judas Priest and avoiding my piece of shit father for as long as possible until we leave in three hours. It's amazing that somebody like himself will most likely never get lung or throat cancer with the cartons of cigarettes and ounces of weed he smokes every month, but someone who has never smoked in their life will probably develop it first. And I am going to conclude this now because I just lost my morning poop high by looking over to see there is about four squares of toilet paper left on the roll.