Today's Rant: Twitter

Alright, here I am bored and alone with nothing to do but bitch. Why does twitter exist and why does everyone have it? I jumped on and got one a few months ago when people wouldn't shut up about how great it was and how everyone had one. Of course by everyone I mean 20 people which is mostly bands and celebrities. So here's my major issue: if you want people to know your every move that's fine but if you want to ask rhetorical questions or anything else you should be prepared to answer us too. Twitter sure as fucking hell should have some sort of social interaction beyond reading about Ashton Kutcher wiping his ass and calling it his next movie. If you want to talk about what you did everyday and don't want to talk to your fans, get a fucking blog. There are a few special ones like Kevin Smith that will take time out to reply to people but they're few and far between. I'm not saying you need to reply to every single comment you get because there are tons of fan girls who are just going to have "OMG I <3 your stuff" as the most intelligent thing they can spout from their measly brain. But if you reply to any pertinent comments you get or just a random one once in a while it'd be really nice. I am disappointed when twitter is supposedly the easiest way to get a hold of someone right now because they 'tweet' more than they use their phone, email or text messaging. Maybe anyone who reads this will think I'm an asshole because they follow a celebrity that really likes talking to people but I'm not one of those lucky few. I follow Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Ethan Suplee and Dax Shepard when it comes to Hollywood so that should show you how much I care about everything out there. I think if I'm going to intervene in someone's life, albeit blindly, I want to get something positive out of it like a good laugh once in a while. So I'm going to keep starving myself for a while longer until I can pass out and sleep again. Enjoy.