All of the Cool Kids Have Allergies

Alright, I've been sneezing for the past two days and it's done a number at annoying the fuck out of me. I've slept plenty, I've eaten well and all of that fun shit but fuck I can't kick this shit. It's what happens when I dig up all of the dust in the house that I didn't know existed by cleaning shit that hasn't been cleaned since the last time I had company at my house. My father obviously will have no part in cleaning but has no problem in taking credit for it. The new guest bed is comfy as hell and will most definitely be coming with me one day in the future. My father owes me money for buying blinds that his dog ate and stuff that I will never see. He has this really crafty way of doing shit where he makes me buy something because he has to go to work and then he runs his usual line of "I only have $100 bills". He does it when we go out to eat all of the time too. It's quite sad. But tonight he brought home a bottle of red and a bottle of white wine and 6 steaks since Dustan will be here in a few hours and even though my father invited him here he is "my guest". So I'll get the guilt trip and martyr act over all that he's done for him too so it shall be exciting. I'm going to go sneeze some more and prepare for company soon I guess.