Sanity, Where Have You Gone?

So I would have updated this earlier but I'm suffering through Dustan and Cynthia being here. It's great hanging out with them however my father has this I can't shut the fuck up problem. I wish I didn't have to hear the same stories over and over again. I can't begin to tell you how annoying it is. His kidney stone saga has gone from 12 to 14. The man can't even remember his own lies. I just had some amazing Checkers though. I love cheese and anything covered in cheese. My dogs have been locked outside because they're assholes which sucks. My mom called me today after her heart attack. She's getting better though aside from my sister being a superb cunt again. And even she plotted to kill my father. Glad we're on the same page yet again. I am going to go now before I take an ice pick to my ear canals.