Well Shit

I never thought about what I'd do to keep up my daily posts on concert days. So I figured it's technically 1 in the morning so now is as good of a time as ever. My father is watching some God awful reality show about swordfish this time. Seriously they could throw any fucking reality show at this guy and he'll eat it up like candy. I'd absolutely love to know what the appeal with these shows is, please somebody tell me. Do some people get off on watching people try to attain their unrealistic goals as they're exploited on TV? Or does none of that matter and people who watch it will watch any mindless dribble that they put on these channels. I'd rather watch rerun sitcoms than watch the Deadliest Catch. Fucking seriously guys you catch crabs or some shit like it. The worst that ever happens is it rains one week to the next and you have a quota to meet. And then you get people like my father who eat up every word of the commentary and think it's the most brutal, grueling experience one could ever undertake and the people who do it are crazy and if he were younger he'd do it too. It's a fucking TV show get it? They sensationalize all of this shit so you people will watch it. That's the basis of the fucking show is to make it seem as awful as possible and these men are so brave that they keep going back to do it year after year and subject the rest of their family to join. He's now watching an even worse show about some dude with a creepy pedo mustache that buys classic cars and resells them at auction. God, what an amazing basis for a TV show. Twenty two minutes of this guy being delusional saying that somebody will want his little two cylinder car with a rainbow rooftop because it's 'cute' and nobody else has one when everyone is there buying Corvettes and Porsches. And then he wants you to feel bad for him if he loses money. It's a fucking business mister, get over it. Of the hours and hours of shows he watches I think the only ones I really like are some of the cool food shows of all of the shit that I wish I could be eating. But do I care about pawn shops conning people out of money by telling them their stuff could be counterfeit, tattoo shops with an alcoholic bus driver or a whore with tattoos on her face, boats in the frozen Arctic complaining about how much clothing they have to wear, or the story about a man being reunited with his 1957 Thunderbird? Not at all. I think anyone who willingly watches this shit should be institutionalized. This is just six degrees from Real World/Road Rules but nobody gets it. ANY show that involves a conflict and then being able to cut to the guy in the conflict in a green room giving you his opinion on the situation and how he doesn't like the other person at that current time is pure fucking garbage and a ripoff of something MTV should have killed fifteen years ago. So to all of you assholes that keep pitching shows like Iceland Truckers for the sake of having a reality show to push, I wish you would promptly go pull a DJ AM and kill yourself while you're still irrelevant just like he did to save yourself the shame and embarrassment of ruining once educational channels. God what a long time ago it feels like when you'd turn on TLC or the History Channel and actually fucking learn about something. I remember when I learned how to make cabinets and learned that Kenyan women carry fruit on their heads unlike African American women who just steal fruit and hide it under their clothes.