It Was A Whopper

I'm doing one of my favorite past times aside from masturbating, kicking the dog and eating. I'm pooping. I just ate two Whoppers from Burger King which tore me up in about an hour. It was worth it though. The bank was open yesterday so I deposited my 401k check but it didn't clear most likely because of Columbus day. If it won't work, why bother opening the bank? Just so you can have half staff and not pay the other half? You guys suck. Make the big six holidays a year the only ones celebrated by every institution. Make people work for a living. That makes me sound hypocritical I know since I'm not working right now. The kids should be in school for the MLK days too dammit. If anything make them go to school and give the students two student work days a year so kids who actually have health insurance can visit their dentists or whatever excuse gets them out of school and those places would actually be open. But I'm just rambling now. Time to wipe. I just want my money dammit.