Look Mom, I'm Blogging!

Here's another morning that I'm sitting here taking my morning shit and it feels like there's nothing better to do than grab my laptop and write a blog. I have this 80's song stuck in my head (Take these broken wings, and fly away again....) so I need to push that out with some metal or something very catchy. I definitely shouldn't eat a big dinner at 12:30 anymore because it tore me up right about now. Not to mention I woke up at about 6 ready to pee the bed and dehydrated as fuck. But I sure do love me some eggs. But anyhow, this feels like I'm talking to myself. I'm not a popular person even on the internet. My website lays dormant due to the overwhelming reaction to it or something like that and this isn't much better. I'm gonna finish my shit in peace now and get a shower and drive to West Palm Beach to visit my mom.